roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

*giggles*

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cuddly-morrigan:

blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies 

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour 

I would wear the shit out of these.

UNI-QLO sells these they are friggin’ mega-cute

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LOOK

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THESE

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THINGS

I can also testify they are comfy as hell, A+ vagina-haver boxer-briefs

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Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

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I have this great image in my mind of fans collectively rolling rough, hard-edged canon under our tongues. 24/7 we work at it, frustrated as it grates against the most tender part of us. All the while we are smoothing it, giving it bits of ourselves to make it better, perfecting it until it’s something more significant and beautiful than the original story it began from could ever fathom.

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absinthecocktail:

Okay, but why are we not talking more about that scene in Dune where a be-mulleted Patrick Stewart charges into battle carrying an arm-load of pugs?

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madxmazz:

fragilespark:

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

i want there to be a star trek themed cafe where you go to get like a mccoffee or a james tea kirk or a spockiatto 

a hot spockolate and a chekov chip cookie…

chuhuras

And the delivery window looks like a replicator

Call it Ten Forward. Also, someone else suggested “Khanberry muffins” and I want to high five them for it.

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